After Spice Girls, Mel C had a period - like so many of us - of experimenting with the cloud.
When she came out of it, she wrote this song:
When the cloud costs more than I can understand
When uptime is not what I had planned
When AWS goes out and there's no end in sight
When Azure can't keep up all through the night
I turn 2 U
Like the admin reaching for a Sun
I turn 2 U
'Cause it's the better one
I can set it up
When US-EAST is down
I turn 2 U
When my boxes are racked with redundancy
They have the specs that will quiet me
They lift my uptime, they lower price
When I need web scale, when I need device
I turn 2 U
Like the admin reaching for a Sun
I turn 2 U
And call the server man
I can set it up
When US-EAST is down
I turn 2 U
What would I pay?
What would I do
If I had never made the move?
I hope some day if you've lost your way
You can curl to me (you can curl to me)
Like I curl to you
I turn 2 U
Like the admin reaching for a Sun
I turn 2 U
'Cause it's the better one
I can set it up
When US-EAST is down
I turn 2 U
I turn 2 U
When Google tells me to turn around
I turn 2 U
'Cause it's the better one
I can set it up
When US-EAST is down
I turn 2 U
I turn 2 U
I turn 2 U